Dusky Crab Cakes

I'll let you in on a little secret - Dusky "Crab" Cakes are really made from spider legs! I know it's a bit disgusting, but the cakes have a nice, tangy flavor and make great snacks! Bring me Gooey Spider Legs and I'll whip you up a few of them.

I hear Venom Web Spiders are a good source - they nest to the north, between the foothills and the river.

Hail, <name>. Did you get those Gooey Spider Legs yet?

Ah yes, a nice clutch of legs you have there! Let me just get these seasoned with my secret spices (no looking!) and get them to skittering on a skillet for a while...

And, although Dusky Crab Cakes are my specialty and I won't give out the recipe, here's the recipe for a dish that's almost as good.