Green Versus Green

You've gotta be kidding me. Here we are, a mile above every mountain pass, and there's elves up here?

Listen, kid, elves are the most irrational creatures in the world. A good goblin, he looks at a forest and he sees profit! But what does an elf see? Bears? Owls? Little baby squirrels with the big eyes? It makes me sick.

Congratulations, you get to be the muscle today. Go out and cut down a few tree-huggers, would ya? And some of their weird living plants while you're at it. I don't trust anything that walks around on vines.

Stupid elves love trees so much. You know they grew themselves a giant tree to live in off the coast?

They got the magic to grow a tree the size of a city and they never think of the lumber market. It's madness.

Nicely done, recruit! Consider yourself officially on my star employee list. Stick with old Nert and you're gonna go far!

Oh, uh... I guess if I've got you doing bruiser work, it might be worth arming you with something more than sharp wits. Just don't tell anyone I gave you this weapon for free!