Bearer Of Bad News

Take a look at this island. What do you see? Exactly. You see us losing money! If I told you what the reasons for us losing money are, then we'd be staying here all night. And I for one can't afford that and neither can you. When Blastentom suggested the monetization of this island I was all ears, but this is one-hundred percent NOT what I signed up for!

Blastentom expects a report from me about the status quo around here. I definitely don't want to be at the receiving end of his anger, luckily you unfortunate bugger are here to go in my stead.

Take this, and bring it to Nert Blastentom at Sparkwater Port in Durotar. You surely don't want to swim all the way back, so catch a ride at Gazzik's Workshop. Prepare to pay up, this ain't a charity around here. If you're not back by tomorrow, I will file an arrest and have you executed for desertion!

My, you're covered in ash and coal. What's up, fellow goblin?

<Blastentom reads the report, rivers of sweat run down his increasingly more red face.>

What in all that is profitable is HAPPENING on that island?!