Not Useless!

Heya kid, ready to do some actual work?

You'll be under my guidance, if I were you, I'd worry about how large my pockets are because I am about to fill them if you're doing a good enough job.

Backstory time. Notice from yours truly, most of the time the things I am about to say require a tax per sentence for the listener but since you came from Nert himself I am willing to eh, oversee it.

Anyway, where was I, ah yes. I used to be a big shot in Undermine back in my day, there was nobody, and I mean nobody I wouldn't cheat, lie, kill or steal from for my own goals!

<Nash rubs his hands and giggles quietly to himself as your skin begins to crawl.>

Naw, don't worry kid, those days are behind me. I was saying, I and the Venture Co. got history and especially with this idiot they've sent to oversee the oil fields.

Go beat some of these idiots up and see if you can find any info on them.

Hurry it up bub, you wouldn't want me to finish sharpening this dagger.

Not, I repeat: NOT USELESS. Do you hear that you blasted maggots?

<Nazz shouts for the whole town to hear.>

I SAY IT AGAIN, NOT USELESS! UNLIKE THE LOT OF YOU.