WANTED: Andre Firebeard

The vile pirate Andre Firebeard is wanted for crimes against Steamwheedle and Gadgetzan.

By decree of governing counsel, any who read this are hereby authorized to use lethal force during the apprehension of Andre and his abettors.

By further decree, should Andre be deceased, or otherwise indisposed, during the time of his hearing, his head may act as proxy, and deliverance of such head to Security Chief Bilgewhizzle constitutes a binding, and tenderable, contract.

You look a little dazed. Have you been reading our legal documents?

Ah, Andre's head. So I guess he'll make his trial after all!

Much appreciated, <name>. Now if you'll just sign here, I can issue you payment for services rendered.

Don't worry about the small print. It's harmless, and... I don't think there's a magnifying glass small enough to read it anyway.